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US TV Tries Comedy Again. Maybe Comedy Isn’t As Dead as They Thought?!

U.S. television networks, suffering from falling ratings and advertising sales during the recession, are self-administering a stimulus package of comic relief.
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Posting an email I sent my leaders here:

Now Guys,

Some of you never heard what I said about this topic for the last four to five years, but I have been saying that we will know that the culture has changed when TV brings back REAL comedy.

I have also been saying that the TV networks have been doing something that I thought was purposeful in leading us to more and more reality series shows and dramas. I felt like we were ever becoming  more cynical and hard. It has even changed the atmosphere of the nation. For many years, I have felt like TV was really attempting to change culture, teach generations and even control thinking.

I have said quite a few times that we have not had any GREAT comedies since Friends, Cheers, Seinfeld, and even back to MASH. I am reminded of a conversation I had with a co-worker right here at my cubicle in 2005 when I said that we needed to see a return to good clean comedy. We talked about how we had gone into a dark place in entertainment. He said back that he thought the times had passed. I said that I felt like once we hit a hard time again, the networks would turn us back to things that are light-hearted to heal our pain and hurt.

Today, read this article: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aPoYZMoKWpPw&refer=home

If you were one of the ones I had this conversation with, sound off and tell me what you think.

I am just blown away that so many things I have been feeling in the last decade are coming to pass. This is truly an interesting and exciting time. If the things such as a global economic downturn, the bursting of a housing bubble, the need for churches to re-enter community service, and the reigniting of revival in third world countries that are in need of US aid, then I believe I am right in the next thing.

WE ARE IN THE MIDST OF A KINGDOM WIDE FULL SCALE REVIVAL! We have not see it yet, but we are already in the midst of the upturn. BE AWARE that Jesus is with us and that this year is our best year YET! Keep your eyes open and RECOGNIZE GOD’s activity around you. EVERY DAY we need to see GOD at work and give HIM glory. This is NOT just positive thinking. I am meaning that we need to truly look around and be thankful for all that we ALREADY HAVE. We are NOT recognizing the day of HIS visitation.

Woe on Unrepentant Cities
20Then Jesus began to denounce the cities in which most of his miracles had been performed, because they did not repent. 21″Woe to you, Korazin! Woe to you, Bethsaida! If the miracles that were performed in you had been performed in Tyre and Sidon, they would have repented long ago in sackcloth and ashes. 22But I tell you, it will be more bearable for Tyre and Sidon on the day of judgment than for you. 23And you, Capernaum, will you be lifted up to the skies? No, you will go down to the depths.[d] If the miracles that were performed in you had been performed in Sodom, it would have remained to this day. 24But I tell you that it will be more bearable for Sodom on the day of judgment than for you.”

Rest for the Weary
25At that time Jesus said, “I praise you, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because you have hidden these things from the wise and learned, and revealed them to little children. 26Yes, Father, for this was your good pleasure.

27″All things have been committed to me by my Father. No one knows the Son except the Father, and no one knows the Father except the Son and those to whom the Son chooses to reveal him.

28″Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. 29Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. 30For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.”

TV and media are showing us the condition of America. We are in pain. That being the case, CHURCH, we must get active.

I am not SUPPORTIVE of TV. Many of you know that I got rid of mine after September 11. I just couldn’t take the exploitation. And I am NOT happy with the line-up. I am just pointing at an indicator that is showing that the American people are in a very different place today than they were last year this time.

Maybe a softening of hearts is at hand. At any rate, Church, it is time to get out there and encourage again.

Blessings!
pd
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U.S. television networks, suffering from falling ratings and advertising sales during the recession, are self-administering a stimulus package of comic relief.

News Corp.’s Fox will add four comedies in September, the network said at annual meetings with advertisers this week in New York. NBC is moving Jay Leno to a prime-time slot for five nights. Walt Disney Co.’s ABC gathered ad buyers at Lincoln Center to highlight two hours of laughs planned for Wednesdays.

The networks, facing a battered economy and losing audiences to the Web, cable TV and video games, are taking a cue from marketers in betting that laughter may cure advertising declines. Advance ad sales for the 2009-2010 season may drop 15 percent to $7.4 billion, estimates Barclays Capital analyst Anthony DiClemente in New York.

“Our business is selling advertising, and advertisers at the moment like comedies,” Kelly Kahl, the chief scheduler at CBS, said in an interview.

CBS, the only major broadcaster to increase its audience during the TV season ending this month, added one new comedy to its September lineup. “Accidentally on Purpose,” starring Jenna Elfman as a single journalist who gets pregnant by a younger man, gives CBS six comedies on its new schedule.

General Electric Co.’s NBC, last in ratings among the big four networks, already had comedy as a focus on Thursday nights with “The Office” and “30 Rock.” It is adding to that by moving late-night comedian Leno to 10 p.m. five nights a week.

NBC has three additional comedies that will start in September, and two that will begin mid-season, including “The Marriage Ref,” a comic reality-show for which executive producer Jerry Seinfeld will give marriage advice. His “Seinfeld” was one of the biggest shows of the 1990s.

‘Night of Comedy’

NBC highlighted its commitment to comedy by hosting — in lieu of the typical party for advertisers — “A Night of Comedy” in New York. Leno and other network stars such as Amy Poehler and Tracy Morgan performed stand-up routines for marketers.

“We’re incredibly excited about our new and returning series and have more comedy programming than anyone else,” Ben Silverman, co-chairman of NBC Entertainment, said in a statement.

First-quarter ad sales declined at all four networks. New York-based CBS Corp. climbed 6 cents to $7.28 yesterday in New York Stock Exchange composite trading and is off 69 percent in the past year.

General Electric, based in Fairfield, Connecticut, gained 7 cents to $13.77 and has lost 57 percent in 12 months. That compares with drops of 31 percent for Burbank, California-based Disney, and 53 percent at Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp.

During last year’s upfront events, comedy was an afterthought. Fox previewed one animated comedy a year ago, NBC and CBS previewed two, and ABC didn’t have any.

‘Able to Laugh’

“The comedy genre has for a few years been considered dead, but we want diversity in the schedule and we want shows that deliver the audience,” Sam Armando, a senior vice president at Chicago-based media agency Starcom Worldwide, said in an interview. “There is the belief that in these times people want to be entertained and they want to be able to laugh.”

To showcase its slate, Fox followed the May 19 broadcast of “American Idol,” the top-rated show on television, with a one- hour preview of the musical comedy “Glee.”

“It’s the biggest screening ever,” Kevin Reilly, the president of entertainment at Fox broadcasting, said at his network’s May 18 presentation.

The preview of “Glee,” about a teacher who tries to restore glory to a faded high school glee club, was watched by 10 million viewers, according to Nielsen ratings.

ABC is introducing four new comedy shows on Wednesday nights. The sitcoms showcase veterans of past hits: Kelsey Grammer of “Frasier” fame will star in “Hank”; Patricia Heaton, formerly of “Everybody Loves Raymond,” will anchor “The Middle”; and former “Friends” star Courteney Cox stars in “Cougar Town,” about a newly single divorcee.

‘Crap Shoot’

To impress advertisers, ABC showed a full half-hour episode of “Modern Family,” a new comedy starring Ed O’Neill, the grousing husband from “Married With Children,” to about 2,500 advertising representatives inside Lincoln Center’s Avery Fisher Hall. They laughed throughout.

Typically, the clips shown at upfront events are no longer than a few minutes.

“We want to make a statement that this is the kind of quality and commitment we have to comedy,” Stephen McPherson, president of ABC Entertainment Group, told reporters prior to the screening. “Comedy was a big goal” for the fall schedule.

Exiting the event, an experienced hand was complimentary, though cautious about the new schedule.

“A lot of talent and time went into it,” Thomas S. Murphy, 83, the former Capital Cities/ABC Inc. chairman who sold the company to Disney in 1996, said in an interview. “But it’s still a crap shoot.”

Shaved Heads Keep Barbers Idle as Drought Sears California

As you read this article, realize that it TOTALLY makes sense that this is the worst drought in history for California. I mean, California has likely never been this far away from Poppa. I know there are tons of Californians that are believers out there, but there is also a lot of sin. California is known to lead the entire nation into what is more and more known as forward thinking. I don’t find that this is the case at all.

2 Chronicles 7:13 – 14

[ 13 “When I shut up the heavens so that there is no rain, or command locusts to devour the land or send a plague among my people, 14 if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land.]

I think the answer is simple. It’s getting the point that’s hard. Californication… It’s time to return to the LORD! Believers in California, stand firm. Pray. Seek HIS face. Call out for people to turn back to our Jesus! This is your chance. The ears of the people are most attentive during times of trial.

Believers in California, I would love to hear how you are praying for rain and salvation. Fill us in so that we on the East Coast can join in the prayers.

May Poppa direct all events in our world to turn all of us toward HIM. You see, the key to remember is that Poppa doesn’t shut the heavens. The heavens can’t help but shut themselves to us when we turn from HIM. However, if we will turn back, HE will send rain and heal our land.

California, we are praying… Not for rain, but for turned hearts… The rain will come as a result.

Interceding for you…
pd

Read on for the rest of the story.

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The drought in California’s Central Valley is so severe that it’s drying up money for haircuts.

The drought in California’s Central Valley is so severe that it’s drying up money for haircuts.

One customer waited six months to get a $10 haircut, then asked to have his head shaved so he could wait another six months, said Armando Ramirez, a barber in Firebaugh.

“People come in and say, ‘Hey Armando, how about I give you a dollar for a cut, it’s all I have,’” said Ramirez, 63, who has owned his shop for four decades. “Saturday is supposed to be my busiest day, but I’m lucky if I get one customer before I go to lunch.”

Businesses are casualties of the three-year drought that is forcing farmers to leave hundreds of thousands of acres fallow in the Central Valley, the semi-arid agricultural region running 400 miles (600 kilometers) down the middle of the state. The drought may cost the valley 35,000 jobs and $959 million in lost revenue this year, said Richard Howitt, chairman of agricultural and resource economics at the University of California, Davis.

“I’ve never seen a drought this bad,” said Bob Diedrich, who has been farming near Firebaugh, 140 miles southeast of San Francisco, since 1973. “It’s putting a chokehold on us.”

Diedrich laid off all five of his full-time workers in anticipation of receiving no water this year to irrigate the 1,000 acres (400 hectares) of land where he grows almonds and tomatoes. The U.S. Bureau of Reclamation in February cut off water deliveries to Central Valley farmers for the first time in 15 years because reservoir levels were low. The reservoirs collect rain and melted snowpack from the Sierra Nevada for transport to farm irrigation systems.

Multiplier Effect

Farms hire workers for planting, picking, sorting, packing and other jobs. Most wages are spent locally, so when fields aren’t cultivated it hurts stores and other businesses, and a multiplier effect rolls through the economy, Howitt said.

“Our mom-and-pop shops are hurting,” said Hope Morikawa, director of the Hanford Chamber of Commerce, 30 miles south of Fresno, which has lost dozens of its 700 members this year and began offering its services for free.

Stacey Marshall can look out the window of her women’s clothing boutique in Hanford and see four empty storefronts.

“We’ve lost the scrapbook store, a cigar store and the bakery,” said Marshall, whose sales are dropping at a rate of about 13 percent this year. “The wine cellar and Boogie’s, a restaurant, closed.”

Rainfall in February and March eased the shortage, said Wendy Martin, drought coordinator for the California Water Resources Department, “bringing us back from the edge of disaster.” Still, Martin said she thinks this drought may rank among the state’s worst.

Third Dry Year

Snowpack runoff is forecast to be 66 percent of average in the year ending Sept. 30, following years of 58 percent and 51 percent, said Elissa Lynn, senior meteorologist for California’s Water Resources Department. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger declared a state of emergency in February, asking residents of the world’s eighth-biggest economy and the most populous U.S. state to cut water use by 20 percent.

In the heart of Central Valley, half of the 30 communities in Fresno County had unemployment rates above 20 percent in March, when the state rate was 11.5 percent.

Farmers in the Westlands Water District, which includes Fresno County and part of Kings County, are planting about 200,000 acres, down from 500,000 in wetter years, said Sarah Woolf, spokeswoman. It’s the largest agricultural irrigation district in the U.S., she said.

Almonds, cotton, beans, grapes, tomatoes and other crops are raised in the area about halfway between San Francisco and Los Angeles. Fresno County grew $5.35 billion of produce in 2007, said Steve Lyle, a spokesman for California’s Food and Agriculture Department.

Hunger Amid Plenty

California’s agricultural output ranks highest among U.S. states. Now some Central Valley residents are going hungry.

“People don’t have enough to eat, and there are no jobs,” said Phyllis Baltierra, 74, the community services coordinator in Firebaugh, where unemployment is 28 percent. More than 1,000 people showed up for a food giveaway in March, compared with 200 in July or August, she said.

“We’re down to bottom here,” Baltierra said. “People are moving in with each other because they can’t afford to live by themselves.”

Mayor Robert Silva is helping organize food drives in nearby Mendota, where 85 percent of jobs are related to agriculture and unemployment exceeds 40 percent.

“My community is suffering,” Silva said. “There are a lot of tragedies going on here.”

Loss of Customers

Di Amici Cafe, the only coffee shop in Mendota, sells espresso drinks and wrap sandwiches to 60 customers a day, down from more than 200 when it opened in January 2008. Sam Rubio, 25, who left medical school to open the business, said he may have to consider closing.

Ramirez, the barber, said he tried to sell his business earlier this year but didn’t find any takers.

“You couldn’t even give it away,” said Ramirez, who works one day a week at his sister’s beauty salon more than an hour away to earn some extra cash.

A few businesses are benefiting from the downturn. At Castaway Concepts, a consignment clothing store in Hanford, more people are bringing garments to sell and more customers are buying them, said Jan Gray, the owner.

“My sales are really up,” said Gray, 53. “The economy has been a plus to me.”

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Our Little List of Sin | Remembering 2007-2009 in World Economics

I wanted to put a list of our shame as the citizens of the world. I thought it might be interesting to see just what has happened in the last 2 years as we have watched the shaming of our nations revealed through this economic downturn. It amazes me that corporate greed, consumerism and capitalism have come so far.

So many have sold their souls.

May we never forget!

pd

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Our little List of Sin

1. Salandar’s Art
http://money.cnn.com/2009/03/27/news/art_dealer/index.htm?postversion=2009032706

2. Credit Suisse Defrauded by Investment Firm
http://www.forbes.com/2009/03/25/private-equity-credit-suisse-business-wall-street-credit-suisse.html?feed=rss_popstories

3. Thain’s Office – The former Merrill CEO spends over a million on an office redesign after leading his investment group into ruin!

4. Merrill’s Bonuses to Losers – http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aDeaG8lwSMxw&refer=home
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aNK7oT_jXuxY&refer=home

5. BofA’s Cover Up
6. Madoff – http://money.cnn.com/2009/03/12/news/newsmakers/madoff_courtappearance/index.htm?postversion=2009031215

7. Miami’s Banks hiding Dictator’s stash – http://www.miamiherald.com/business/story/947261.html

8. Stanford’s Island
http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSN1842429020090218
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601170&refer=home&sid=abDYIYTwjjl8

9. NY Lawyer Investment Scam
Dreier indicted on more charges – http://money.cnn.com/2009/03/17/news/companies/dreier_laundering.reut/index.htm?postversion=2009031719
http://money.cnn.com/2009/03/19/news/hedge_fund_fraud/index.htm?postversion=2009031914

10. NY Politicos Charged in Pension Fund Scheme – http://www.fa-mag.com/fa-news/3972-ny-politicos-charged-in-pension-fund-kickback-scheme.html

11. Texas Email Stock Scam – http://www.fa-mag.com/fa-news/3973-texas-traders-to-pay-nearly-4m-in-e-mail-stock-scam.html

12. Cramer’s Indiscretion – http://apple20.blogs.fortune.cnn.com/2009/03/13/stewart-slams-cramer-with-apple-video/

13. Fall of Lehman – http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aB1jlqmFOTCA&refer=home

14. Fall of Bear Stearns
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=11225328
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/Markets/Stocks/Global_Markets/CDO_market_shudders_on_Bear_Stearns_fund_collapse/articleshow/2140357.cms
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/2810979/Bear-Stearns-in-3.2bn-fund-bail-out.html

15. The Crash
http://holyworldwide.com/dustinhedrick/?p=568
http://holyworldwide.com/dustinhedrick/?p=573
http://holyworldwide.com/dustinhedrick/?p=576
http://holyworldwide.com/dustinhedrick/?p=810
http://holyworldwide.com/dustinhedrick/?p=825
http://holyworldwide.com/dustinhedrick/?p=893
http://holyworldwide.com/dustinhedrick/?p=895
http://holyworldwide.com/dustinhedrick/?p=964
http://money.cnn.com/news/storysupplement/economy/recession_depression/

16. Naked Short Selling (& the rule change that made the crash possible from 2007)
http://money.cnn.com/2009/03/24/markets/modified_uptick.reut/index.htm?postversion=2009032412

17. Sub Prime Lending and Rise of Foreclosures – http://money.cnn.com/2009/03/12/real_estate/new_foreclosure_jump/index.htm?postversion=2009031215
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=agdquPfpIk78&refer=home

18. Stimulating Indiscretion
AIG’s Vacation – http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601039&sid=agV77aT42D.4&refer=home
AIG’s Bonuses for Idiots that Created this Mess – http://money.cnn.com/2009/03/18/news/companies/aig_hearing/index.htm?postversion=2009031810

19. FNM & FRE
http://www.lvrj.com/business/28044604.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/jul/12/useconomy.creditcrunch

20. WAMU
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/jontalton/2008204731_biztaltoncol26.html

21. Wachovia
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/408/story/222685.html

22. CDO’s, CDS’ & CLO’s
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=akXjReT2YryA&refer=home
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=a5DzVI2G8X94&refer=home
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601068&sid=aaaFmj_r7EbM&refer=home

23. Shadow Banking

24. Hedge Funds – Their sneaky derivatives and naked short selling led to Lehman and others’ fall.

25. Corporate Bond Busts

26. Indy Mac

27. West Palm Beach Government Leaders giving family contracts

28. Financial Fraud Cases – http://money.cnn.com/2009/03/20/news/economy/fraud_probes/index.htm?postversion=2009032015

29. US Car Industry
GM & Chrysler’s misdeeds and money waste (FLYING TO DC)

30. Big Oil’s “Believed” Influence – http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7704786.stm
http://holyworldwide.com/dustinhedrick/?p=640

31. 1 Dollar Houses in Detroit – No one wants a part of Motown anymore.

32. Ghost Towns in GA, CA & FL – As homes are foreclosed, whole towns and subdivisions have been left vacant since homeowners are leaving in droves.

33. Record Jobless Number – http://money.cnn.com/2009/03/12/news/economy/jobless_claims/index.htm?postversion=2009031209
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aFPHiiinVQpA&refer=home

34. Credit Card Misdeeds – http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aAJRRhfN5XOQ&refer=home

35. Geithner’s and Others’ Tax Lies – http://holyworldwide.com/dustinhedrick/?p=799

36. Senators & Rep’s on the Take – Goverment Gifts
http://holyworldwide.com/dustinhedrick/?p=907
http://money.cnn.com/2009/03/25/news/economy/sloan_execs.fortune/index.htm?postversion=2009032604

37. Health Indescretions – http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601124&sid=aR_WfzIY5034&refer=home

38. Celebrity Foreclosures and Bankruptcies – http://www.cnbc.com/id/25006032

39. Clothiers forced to become modest –
http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/retail/2009-03-08-teens-modest-retail-clothes_N.htm
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=5829809

40. Commercial Real Estate Fall – Prices are still projected to drop into 2010 which will utterly wipe that world away.

41. Manhattan’s Fall (Prices, Jobs, bad spending, etc) –
http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE50715Z20090108

42. Swiss Banking SECRECY Broken – http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7941717.stm

43. Misuse of Visas cleaned up due to downturn – http://money.cnn.com/2009/03/04/smallbusiness/foreign_worker_visas_applications_down.smb/index.htm?postversion=2009030515

44. Newspaper’s “Blood in the Streets…” Destroys their funding base – Newspapers keep crying “Blood in the Streets” in order to sell papers. That same cry has led to their bondholders and shareholders dumping stock, dropping their value, reducing their income stream and leading to a freefall for the media world.

45. Entertainment & Media

Newspapers shutting down
Hollywood Cuts and Cleanup – Hollywood dropping films and actors. Cleaning up its image.
Curbing Porn Appetite – Playboy going out of business, porn sales drop.
Record Drop in Gambling – http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aJzJ_THa9Pck&refer=home

46. Coupon Dealer Shenanigans – http://money.cnn.com/2009/03/13/news/companies/news_america_settlement.fortune/index.htm?postversion=2009031311

47. HISTORY OF EXCESSES:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7939403.stm

48. Kerviel Societe Generale – http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aGPm6.ePWEhA